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Anonymous ID:zzR+Uq4X No.410259447 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>410259623 >>410259765 >>410261326 >>410264029 >>410268872 >>410271791 >>410271967 >>410276332 >>410277110 >>410277156
Here is a list of 10 reasons why it's nice to be a man:

>Phone calls are completed within 30 seconds.
>For a 5-day vacation is hand luggage.
>When zapping depend not you stay, if someone is crying.
>You come into any parking space.
>You do not freeze at 20 degrees in the shade.
>Foreplay is optional.
>No one interrupts his good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
>Auto mechanics tell you the truth.
>You do not care if anyone notices that you've been to the hairdresser.
>Gray hair and wrinkles strengthen your character.
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