Hey fellas! Uh, my friends told me this was a neato site that would love this cool joke I just came up with. They said you were real swell guys and that you love jokes and all and well… I thought that was just the best darn news I heard all day! So anyways, here’s my joke. I hope you like it.

Uh, okay. So a family walks into a talent agency. It’s a mom, dad, a son, daughter, and their little dog. Uh, and so the dad tells the talent agent, “Gee whiz Mr. Talent Agent, uh, if you’d give us a moment of your time, my family has a really super special act that we know you’ll love!” And the mean old talent agent says, “We don’t sign family acts, so get the heck out of my office!” To which the dad replies, all sore and all, “Now listen here mister! We worked really hard of this act and you’re going to watch it boy-howdy! Uh, please?” To which the talent agent finally says, “Alright, just get it over with,” before eating some sort of pills. Uh, I think to make him super interested or something! Yeah…