>>411739179Dye it with Beet juice (not actual dye)
Walk around town in a baby blue tuxedo, get your kitten a bright orange collar, and a matching Leash, strut about town with the following on: The tuxedo, the newly pinked kitten, collar, leash, matching top hat, a Monocle, and when someone walks up to you, say "Like a sir", and resume what you are doing.