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ID:22EBBn+p No.412259454 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey /b/ros I'm a pickle....

My wife just called me from a party and she made an ultimatum with me....

now shes drunk off her ASS and she is horny as fuck when shes drunk..
NOW I have fucked up alot latly and she said that if she has permission to have sex with one person tonight that she will throw everything I have done out the window and forgive me and start over and we will be the happy couple we used to be.

I said yes..... WTF WAS I THINKING!!!!! IDK what to do..... I told her that I want sex also when she gets home and she said okay... But IDK what to do.....

help me /b/ros i dont know what to think right now