It's Choose Your Own Adventure time!

ILLUSTRATED!

Watch as the path you take unfolds before your very eyes: in the form of glorious PNG quality MS Paint images!

Our story begins innocent enough, as you sit sadly and alone, as always, in the cafeteria, watching the girl you've loved your whole life laughing and chatting with her friends.
You have a choice to make:

A: Man the fuck up and go over to talk

B: Embrace your cowardice and sit and stare at her sadly

C: Use your phone to log onto 4chan and ask /r9k/ for relationship advice