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ID:oSVn+ISZ No.414075134 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ok /b/. here's the deal.
I've been without pussy for almost 8 months.
Well, this ugly as fuck girl from work wants to cure that ailment.
She has a kid, and is fat and shit. But i know she's clean, only been with one guy.
She's started sending me nudes. She told me all i have to do is come over, have a drink and fuck. that's all no strings. no one will ever know...
guys i'm about to say yes... i dunno. help?
pic is her