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ID:1Ke91S12 No.415062073 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I need some help /b/ here is the situation.

>Have girlfriend ~6 weeks
>birth control: check
>fuck condoms
>creampie.avi everytime obviously
>Now she's pregnant
>says her bc was "expired"
>no abortion
>no adoption
>raise it together "or else"
>dafuq_bro.gif

So /b/ how do I abort that fetus myself?

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