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ID:r4yxMrso No.415335749 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Check check.. 1 2 1 2.. *ahem*

HOUNDOOM IN THE ROOM
SPREADIN ALL THE GLOOM
ONE FALSE MOVE AND I'LL TEAR YOUR WOMB.
FIRST THROUGH YA ASS AND STRAIGHT OUT THROUGH YA FACE
RUNNIN MY HORNS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT CUZ IM PRETTY MUCH FLAWLESS,
UP AGAINST ME YOU LOOK NOTHIN BUT CLAWLESS