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Anonymous ID:3KUjHu4d Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:50:52 No.415853172 View View Reply Original Report

Remember me? I’m 27 now – and that summer of ’94 when I first started hanging out with the gang seems so long ago. We’re all pretty different now. I’ve made peace with that. Times change. And so do people.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A+8rQ/m3 Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:51:34 No.415853303 Report

Quoted By: >>415853585

Continue OP, I'm interested.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:51:47 No.415853336 Report

Quoted By: >>415860201

Gerald went on to play football at USC. When we hit high school he started to hang with the “jocks” – but when he saw me in the hallway he would stop and chat. Then he would just say “hi.” One day he just walked up. He tore his ACL in the Rose Bowl, the vindictive blow of a Michigan Wolverine earlier bested on the gridiron. Gerald would never play again. I hear that he works at a Wendy’s in Skokie, Illinois and is well on his way to manager, but we don’t talk much. I miss his friendship.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:76tO8bCF Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:53:00 No.415853532 Report

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dude you were a great kid hows life?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AlJCY5S6 Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:53:12 No.415853578 Report

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moar D;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:53:14 No.415853585 Report

Quoted By: >>415853883

>>415853303
Still interested?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mziSYOl9 Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:53:28 No.415853624 Report

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bump for interest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mfv6G5KC Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:54:21 No.415853785 Report

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MOAR please. Did you find your parents?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gxU27SjD Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:54:36 No.415853835 Report

Quoted By: >>415854002

I think I've seen this pasta before... Regardless, continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oNY8zEsi Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:54:53 No.415853882 Report

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Don't stop OP, do all of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A+8rQ/m3 Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:54:53 No.415853883 Report

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>>415853585
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6V6aPP1b Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:55:12 No.415853936 Report

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Bampin, interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:55:30 No.415854002 Report

Quoted By: >>415854217 >>415854243

>>415853835
NO PASTA

I am OP. This is OC.

Very drunk, found a VHS of a single episode of Hey Arnold. Felt like writing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SgCLZqIo Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:55:36 No.415854013 Report

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Bump!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:56:26 No.415854168 Report

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Sid dropped out of high school. He started day-delivering for UPS and is now a dock manager. He has 3 kids and lives in Staten Island. We used to meet every few weeks for drinks, he always spending more than he had. I never minded covering the rest of his tab. Neither did I mind having to pay for his cab ride home. But I couldn’t take watching an old friend kill himself like that. I hope he can stop drinking and work things out with his wife. That’s all I can do for him now: hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AlJCY5S6 Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:56:26 No.415854171 Report

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what happened to Helga and Phoebe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/q0w4nhf Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:56:37 No.415854202 Report

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bumping.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+KrBpbWF Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:56:42 No.415854217 Report

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>>415854002
This is not OC. I have seen it, or at least a very similar story here 2-3 times in the last year or so

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gxU27SjD Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:56:49 No.415854243 Report

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>>415854002
Welp, I'm posting the pasta here if anyone wants to read it.
Fucking continue OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5oRBRDHg Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:57:13 No.415854314 Report

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inb4everybodywalksthedinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:StGzAvQh Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:57:56 No.415854460 Report

Quoted By: >>415854583

Oh man, hey arnold was the shit. It was like made by the people who actually give a fuck about what the children watching that cartoon will grow up to be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:58:33 No.415854554 Report

Quoted By: >>415854929

Helga passed me a notebook filled with poems on the final day of our Sophomore year of high school. Apparently she had loved me since the fourth grade! We dated for a while, but eventually drifted apart – our relationship a hollow and listless charade for the final few months. She eventualy went to community college, but only completed one semester before getting pregnant and dropping out. Her cousin told me that she was sexually abused by her father during middle school. Maybe that’s why she was so mean? I’ll never know. Helga began to self-medicate, and is now hooked on the needle. The state took her child. But I like to remember her as the cute, effervescent teen with whom I shared my first love.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gxU27SjD Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:58:44 No.415854583 Report

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>>415854460
Someone should stream it now, or something. It was so fucking good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:59:37 No.415854738 Report

Quoted By: >>415855010

>>415854243
I didn't even know that pasta existed, but more OC never hurt anyone!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2FVhpch+ Tue 31 Jul 2012 10:59:53 No.415854794 Report

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I like
can we have some moar please

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mUJwiKCK Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:00:07 No.415854836 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6lT9ORWA Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:00:39 No.415854929 Report

Quoted By: >>415855083 >>415860307

>>415854554

She had a unibrow bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gxU27SjD Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:01:12 No.415855010 Report

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>>415854738
Truer words were never spoken. OC is always welcome.
Anyway, continue posting stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:01:33 No.415855083 Report

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>>415854929
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/+vRqR2C Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:01:49 No.415855127 Report

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keep goin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:02:21 No.415855231 Report

Quoted By: >>415859328 >>415863780

Rhonda started modeling when she was 16, and boy were we all impressed. A model! – at our P.S. 119! – but after puberty she put on weight. In hindsight, her only real national shoots were a few SEARS and WalMarts catalogues, but Rhonda took losing the contracts hard. Helga used to tell me that she would brag about all the men she “fucked” – triumphantly regaling tales of engorged members, undulating hips, and comingling fluids. I always hoped she would find the happiness she wanted.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4pR6PQMc Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:04:54 No.415855735 Report

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say something about that one hot bitch arnold was feenin for

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:04:55 No.415855738 Report

Quoted By: >>415859328

Grandpa Phil passed awhile back. Alzheimer’s had taken his mind long before pneumonia took his body. But he was genial and gentle until his final breath. The state sent us an estate check for $250 dollars and we were able to afford a pine box and a humble concrete headstone. It was a nice, small service. But that was almost a decade ago, and after a grease fire in the kitchen of our apartment building burned all the pictures we had of him, I find myself struggling to remember his face. I find solace in knowing that his advice will live on long after he – the trenchant wisdom of a sage enduring long past the frailty of physical existence.

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:06:08 No.415855954 Report

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Grandma Gertie was didn’t last long after Grandpa passed. Her constitution was broken. Her will to live: gone. No more than week after we moved into a tenement 4 blocks south of our now-charred old apartment building, Gertie left me. She died of septicemia, and was buried next to Grandpa. I keep a picture of her in my wallet, and haven’t mustered the callous heart to remove her clothes and possessions from her bedroom. The last three years have been a lot quitter with her not around.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:07:04 No.415856132 Report

Quoted By: >>415856269 >>415856405 >>415856624

Am I alone in this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YPaxokbv Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:07:34 No.415856224 Report

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bump

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Anonymous ID:dNZ3nf5l Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:07:37 No.415856237 Report

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EPIC THREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wgfsS0dx Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:07:46 No.415856269 Report

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>>415856132
no, please continue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sbFMKQWY Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:08:08 No.415856330 Report

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Don't you dare stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/+vRqR2C Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:08:14 No.415856343 Report

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keep going what happened to harold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AjeKwMq6 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:08:24 No.415856374 Report

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moar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mMxCWWBp Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:08:36 No.415856405 Report

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>>415856132
that old bitch lasted 10 years after the show??

I call shananigans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cJQtmKbJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:09:10 No.415856498 Report

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Moar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:09:37 No.415856574 Report

Quoted By: >>415858621 >>415861648

Stoop Kid sure was always afraid to leave his stoop. But his time spent alone, coupled with the hellish introversion that naturally comes with such splendid isolation, created a clear and level-headed man of reason. He finally did leave his stoop, and is now Mayor of Biloxi, Mississippi.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gI5/JFk9 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:09:53 No.415856624 Report

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>>415856132
Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SFT6CMTv Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:10:15 No.415856692 Report

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>>415854243
I'm crying, nigger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aqeXKbo5 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:10:37 No.415856757 Report

Quoted By: >>415857529

>summer of '94

hey arnold came out in 1996

hey arnold ended in 2004

hey arnold the movie came out in 2002

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jL2Pwzjx Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:11:26 No.415856904 Report

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How about Lila or whatever the ginger girl he wanted to fuck?
Harold?
Phoebe?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gxU27SjD Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:12:02 No.415857014 Report

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>>415856692
I'm about to bump this thread with the little number of cartoon pastas that I have when this guy's done posting his OC. That one's one of my favorites.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RO38CTmT Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:14:10 No.415857431 Report

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Huge nostalgia boner

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:14:42 No.415857529 Report

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>>415856757
First Hey Arnold written in '94, scooped up by brother-in-law of Simpsons fame Matt Groening.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vt7pInQG Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:15:05 No.415857605 Report

Quoted By: >>415857807

This feels a lot like sleepers ending... Also the school they went too was P.S.118 and the show from what i remember came out in '97...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:15:28 No.415857669 Report

Quoted By: >>415858167

Stinky joined the Army after high school. He sent a few letters to the gang, but by that time had our own lives – we were largely disbanded! – and I don’t think anyone ever wrote him back. He eventually ceased correspondence. I saw him in a bar a few years ago; he was finally back from his second tour in Iraq. I bought him a beer and he said “Thanks!” in that endearing Southern drawl. No one has seen or hear from him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:16:04 No.415857807 Report

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>>415857605
Middle school was PS 118, she was 16, which would be high school: PS 119.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YPaxokbv Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:16:14 No.415857841 Report

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Cmon OP dont leave me hanging.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ba+sHbW4 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:16:38 No.415857926 Report

Quoted By: >>415858159

What ever happened to that fucking cool couch you had?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vwdSk6kH Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:17:04 No.415858025 Report

Quoted By: >>415858319 >>415859230

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NYTQCovt Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:17:42 No.415858137 Report

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make a history that eugene gone an hero, or somebody else like the chocolate kid or sid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:17:49 No.415858159 Report

Quoted By: >>415858537

>>415857926
Did you not read: the fire ruined it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VEsxUYeJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:17:50 No.415858167 Report

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>>415857669
for the longest time, stinky and bill clinton were the only famous people from my state that i knew about

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:18:35 No.415858319 Report

Quoted By: >>415858682 >>415859156 >>415859230 >>415859820

>>415858025
Ya, this thread is cancer! God forbid /b/ take a break from forced memes and summer faggotry for OC!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ba+sHbW4 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:19:31 No.415858537 Report

Quoted By: >>415859038

>>415858159
>>415858159
>>415858159
>>415858159

It didn't escape?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A7zy2uhB Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:19:52 No.415858621 Report

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>>415856574
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gxU27SjD Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:20:10 No.415858682 Report

Quoted By: >>415859156 >>415859820

>>415858319
I know right? Fuck the OP; he should be stoned for trying to write something that's OC, the little shit faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VEsxUYeJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:21:29 No.415858952 Report

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bump, i wanna see that smart bitch phoebe succeed!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:21:49 No.415859038 Report

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>>415858537
Unfortunately, it did not.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/+vRqR2C Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:21:53 No.415859048 Report

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i NEED TO SLEEP HURRY OPP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6YjV4uJC Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:22:30 No.415859156 Report

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>>415858319
>>415858682
>pretending to portray the life of the Hey Arnold cast after the show is OC
>is OC
>OC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4pR6PQMc Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:22:37 No.415859180 Report

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OP still writing more?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6V6aPP1b Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:22:37 No.415859182 Report

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Delivar moar op.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FU3inThJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:22:49 No.415859230 Report

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>>415858025
>>415858319
kill yourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oNY8zEsi Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:22:52 No.415859243 Report

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I just farted and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:23:04 No.415859304 Report

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Harold graduated middle of the class and passed on a Division II scholarship to play football. He was a great offensive lineman, and actually developed into a robust and handsome young man. Eschewing college, he went right into the NYPD training program – and is now a sergeant! He was the first-responder when grandpa passed, and was surprisingly consoling and inspiringly-sanguine. I hear rumors that he is a homosexual, a "bear" they say. I don't know either way. I pray for his safety.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mUJwiKCK Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:23:11 No.415859328 Report

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>>415855231
>>415855231

oh god my boner

>>415855738
>>415855738

oh god my feels

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ba+sHbW4 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:23:11 No.415859329 Report

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So did Arnold end up becoming a football?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YPaxokbv Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:24:05 No.415859515 Report

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I...cant make it, OP taking forever.....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VEsxUYeJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:24:11 No.415859530 Report

Quoted By: >>415859894 >>415860538

inb4 brainy shoots up a theater in colorado

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6V6aPP1b Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:25:31 No.415859820 Report

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>>415858319
>>415858682

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Anonymous ID:NYTQCovt Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:25:53 No.415859894 Report

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>>415859530
OH GOD THIS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RO38CTmT Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:26:18 No.415859979 Report

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Hurry up OP. Some of us have to sleep!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:26:31 No.415860021 Report

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Phoebe and Eugene went to prestigious school: MIT the former and Stanford the latter. Phoebe became a research coordinator at a hospital in New York City, where Eugene manned a derivatives-trading desk at Lehman Brothers. They re-met and married, now raising a family in Stamford, Connecticut. Eugene is occasionally profiled as a conman, and the SEC is often “probing” him. But people ‘in-the-know’ say – at least to the papers – that they surmise he will never be charged. I always liked Eugene. I miss him too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mzKb9mG2 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:27:25 No.415860201 Report

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>>415853336
thats my nigga, being at USC and shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4WymJqz1 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:27:34 No.415860227 Report

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>>415853172

Do you remember me? Now, 27 am - I and the group's first dating in the summer of 1994, he started not long ago. We are very different. I went in peace. The time for change. In order to do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l45ChDF8 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:27:49 No.415860272 Report

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>This thread
>Band of Brother's OST
>Music to epilogue saying what the soldiers did post-war

What a feel...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6vIpBNS2 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:28:00 No.415860307 Report

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>>415854929
FUCKING LOL'D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qAGAWOZU Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:29:02 No.415860510 Report

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I want a destitute character that develops some crazy mental disease and ends up hanging him/herself.

Delivar OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VEsxUYeJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:29:12 No.415860538 Report

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>>415859530
oh fuck i meant curly. it's been a minute.

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Anonymous ID:WgC45aDP Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:29:45 No.415860629 Report

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Anonymous ID:mUJwiKCK Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:31:02 No.415860852 Report

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http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

go vote

415853172

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:31:16 No.415860898 Report

Quoted By: >>415861074 >>415861123 >>415861313 >>415861383 >>415861425 >>415861495 >>415861674 >>415861987 >>415862038 >>415862772 >>415863248 >>415863576

As for me, I am glad I got to share these final moments with some other people. We were able to enjoy – no, re-enjoy – a our much simpler youth. But like I said, times change. And people change. And things might get better. And things might get worse. But sometimes things just stay the same.

You watch everyone change, evolve, transform. But what about yourself? I don’t know about you, but I am still wearing jeans with a flannel tied around the waist. I am still wearing my stupid hat. I am still trudging away in this God damn fuckin’ city. And I think it all might have to end.

So, /b/ - your beloved Arnold has his finger on the trigger. And this is a Colt 1911 that Viet Cong Mr. Hyunh picked up off a dead GI before he fled Siagon. It will do the job… unless you want me to live.

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Anonymous ID:sUcfacjT Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:31:27 No.415860928 Report

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Archive this shit NAO

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mUJwiKCK Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:32:14 No.415861074 Report

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>>415860898
>>415860898

no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hll0s7Az Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:32:19 No.415861096 Report

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OP I now love you. I was a HUGE fan back in the day and had a toon crush on Arnold. It was his voice and personality. Wish I could meet a guy like him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ulcx/OiJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:32:26 No.415861123 Report

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>>415860898
NOOOO! Don't do it Arnold! We love you!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ToaAdr16 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:32:48 No.415861179 Report

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Posting in epic bread. Post one about the redhead chick!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YPaxokbv Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:33:30 No.415861313 Report

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>>415860898
GOD NO PLEASE DONT!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:erLBZMo+ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:33:36 No.415861332 Report

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What about torvold? Wolfgang? Those two sexy mamacitas?? Curley? Chocolate boy! Arnold's pet pig? "I saw your face and WOW!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NYTQCovt Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:33:51 No.415861383 Report

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>>415860898
YES! thats what i was waiting for. Die you faggot piece of shit, nobody ever loved you, your parent left you because you were a loser, and finish the pain off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a81euUMt Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:34:04 No.415861425 Report

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>>415860898
Just do it footballhead

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/q0w4nhf Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:34:04 No.415861427 Report

Quoted By: >>415861606 >>415862225 >>415863834

Archived... Kinda.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nFbATs2P Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:34:23 No.415861490 Report

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>>415854243
Helga's father loved her very much.
Only thing that bothered me about that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wgfsS0dx Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:34:25 No.415861495 Report

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>>415860898
what a twist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/+vRqR2C Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:34:39 No.415861537 Report

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jarlznarftonbarkininanepicbread

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Anonymous ID:21AaEuCT Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:35:04 No.415861606 Report

Quoted By: >>415861759

>>415861427
You are amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JiXb0a8S Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:35:21 No.415861648 Report

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>>415856574
FUCK YOU, I LIVE IN BILOXI!
Stoop kid is too smart for this place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FU3inThJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:35:33 No.415861674 Report

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>>415860898
Fuck noooooo!!!! Don't do it!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/q0w4nhf Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:35:59 No.415861759 Report

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>>415861606
Anytime, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TFcl5Iq5 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:36:42 No.415861901 Report

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This is gay, Arnold clearly became a psychologist IRL.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lpEzf5vh Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:36:51 No.415861926 Report

Quoted By: >>415862438

>>415861648

Hey bitch, I'm from Gulfport. Don't insult Mississippi if you want it to get any better. If we don't have anything else we have more soul than anywhere else in the developed world. SUCKA NUT SUCKA.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6V6aPP1b Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:37:15 No.415861987 Report

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>>415860898

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cJQtmKbJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:37:36 No.415862038 Report

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>>415860898

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mUJwiKCK Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:38:18 No.415862146 Report

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http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
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will he live

will he die

tonight we'll let

/b/ decide

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ywaVXWcZ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:38:45 No.415862225 Report

Quoted By: >>415862821

>>415861427
Thanks brah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hll0s7Az Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:39:41 No.415862393 Report

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Dont do it!! I love you man!! I own all the DVDs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JiXb0a8S Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:40:00 No.415862438 Report

Quoted By: >>415862872

>>415861926
Shit nigga, i've never seen another MSfag on here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v5mXX6D Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:40:08 No.415862462 Report

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Do it you bastard. Show us you have the guts to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VEsxUYeJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:40:37 No.415862542 Report

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do it arnold. there's no point in going on. you peaked in 4th grade. soon you'll end up like grandpa. take control of your life and end it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lV85yKc9 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:40:42 No.415862562 Report

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>>415853172
If I could upload a pic it would be the emperor saying "do it!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:40:54 No.415862591 Report

Quoted By: >>415862808 >>415862905 >>415862947 >>415862949 >>415862990 >>415863098 >>415863112 >>415863208

This is as much a killing of myself as it is of /b/ itself. When things got bad, when Helga got hooked and Gerald got injured, when Sid became a drunk and Phoebe a whore – the only people I had to fall back on were you. You terrible, awful, wonderful people. You, /b/. But now it is all newfags, summerfags, shit-tier memes. People here have a romanticized idea of anon, and they think it is callous and carefree…

Old anon would never muster just a few “don’t do it’s for Arnold!”
“Old anon would never muster just a few ‘don’t do it’ for Arnold’” The football-headed twenty-something thought before a single tear reached the precipice of his jaw.

And then he pulled the trigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mSb6PUaR Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:40:56 No.415862596 Report

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Did you ever get that surgery to fix your head?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MHas5V1U Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:41:59 No.415862772 Report

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>>415860898

Watched you as a kid, dont remember too much of it, but i watched, and you were not my favorite thing on television, but now that i look back , i enjoyed the time you gave me, arnold, throw the gun away, leave the house, go get a car and drive until you run out of gas, or by a plane ticket, never. look. back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kTYI3XMk Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:42:12 No.415862808 Report

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>>415862591
RIP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/q0w4nhf Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:42:17 No.415862821 Report

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>>415862225

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6V6aPP1b Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:42:23 No.415862840 Report

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Op, i fucking love you.
Marry me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lpEzf5vh Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:42:34 No.415862872 Report

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>>415862438

And you never will again because I'm going to sleep. I don't live in MS anymore, I go to college in NY. As stupid as the south is, MS especially, it is wise in a lot of ways that the whole rest of the country is just stupid. Like the art of conversation, for example. The south has perfected the art of conversation. That's undeniable. The north views conversation as a siphoning of information and nothing more. I'm going in deeper than I should, good night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v5mXX6D Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:42:44 No.415862905 Report

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>>415862591
ha sucker, I was bluffing..
Arnold...? Arnold?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mUJwiKCK Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:42:59 No.415862947 Report

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>>415862591
>>415862591
>>415862591

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fkusXQBo Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:43:00 No.415862949 Report

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>>415862591
fuck....im almost moved to tears by thia......

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QZR+F0m5 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:43:01 No.415862950 Report

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HEY ARNOLD! don't do it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MHas5V1U Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:43:18 No.415862990 Report

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>>415862591

GOD DAMNIT YOU FUCKER, FUCK YOU!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:13dZc5an Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:43:51 No.415863093 Report

Quoted By: >>415865448

Wow, this is such a creative, original thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FU3inThJ Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:43:54 No.415863098 Report

Quoted By:

>>415862591
Shit, what a fucking way to end my night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ToaAdr16 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:43:58 No.415863112 Report

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>>415862591
SO LONG GAY BOWSAH

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6V6aPP1b Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:44:23 No.415863208 Report

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>>415862591
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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JvzJKCji Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:44:41 No.415863248 Report

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>>415860898
Lol!
I'm honestly curious to see what that gun will do to that head of yours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JYtymAPC Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:46:07 No.415863432 Report

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Today OP was not a faggot.

But sad thread :(

What about Lyla? She was cute as hell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RO38CTmT Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:46:56 No.415863576 Report

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>>415860898
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RaNVnPNp Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:48:15 No.415863780 Report

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>>415855231
>16
>female
>still hasn't hit puberty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fkusXQBo Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:48:31 No.415863834 Report

Quoted By: >>415864675

>>415861427
please update this with his last post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QZR+F0m5 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:49:57 No.415864028 Report

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WHY?! WHHHHHYYYYY?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Izh/QHPY Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:50:10 No.415864054 Report

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op, you are a good man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l45ChDF8 Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:51:09 No.415864205 Report

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There are times since his death, I've felt like the child born of him. His words, his shining beacon of example enough to pull me through the bleakest of storms to a pristine daybreak. But, be that as it may... those of us who'd looked up to him, those who live on what he'd given us, have an obligation.Tto teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to theirs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:53:00 No.415864501 Report

Quoted By: >>415866718

Associated Press - 31 Julu 2012:

Formerly-famous Arnold Shortman died, the result of a self-inflicted gunshot. Officials declined further comments, but one source noted his death was quick and painless. He is survived by Helga Shortman, an eight year old daughter he fathered with a woman known only as Patty. Mr. Shortman is best known as the middle school star of "Hey Arnold." Close friend Gerald was quoted: "We never saw this coming, if only we knew."

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Anonymous ID:/q0w4nhf Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:54:07 No.415864675 Report

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>>415863834
>>415863834
>>415863834

Done.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fkusXQBo Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:56:45 No.415865084 Report

Quoted By: >>415865456

>>415864675
thanks anon now if you excuse me im gona cry like a bitch now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:57:24 No.415865186 Report

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>>415864675
Include my AP obit!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:59:06 No.415865448 Report

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>>415863093
Ya, the idea of writing future fiction for cartoons is limited solely to Recess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/q0w4nhf Tue 31 Jul 2012 11:59:07 No.415865456 Report

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>>415865186
>>415865186
>>415865186
>>415865084
>>415865084
>>415865084

Updated to the last post.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Tue 31 Jul 2012 12:01:36 No.415865834 Report

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>>415864205

Well, wasn't that just a cluster-fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vcHheTmi Tue 31 Jul 2012 12:03:58 No.415866167 Report

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all the feel right now... man this is a most epicof threads and i have shed a tear in arnolds name.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 12:06:52 No.415866585 Report

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I loved watching the show as a kid, but I do wonder how Arnold would confront adult life...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3AlfL5r Tue 31 Jul 2012 12:07:38 No.415866718 Report

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>>415864501
her name was patty smith and why would they name it after helga that's just weird

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 12:08:42 No.415866867 Report

Quoted By: >>415867602

>>415866718
I was drunk as fuck and wanted to write, so I figured I'd crank out some OC.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NYTQCovt Tue 31 Jul 2012 12:13:35 No.415867602 Report

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>>415866867
great work, the only thing that missed was curly going mass murder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 12:17:06 No.415868090 Report

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Anyone feeling froggy? Respond with your own stories!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XNmoJYy Tue 31 Jul 2012 12:28:20 No.415869697 Report

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Guess not. Hope you enjoyed!

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