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ID:kA2ifQ+M No.415956645 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
omg guys this JUST happened
>be me
>live in england
>be 18
>been working with my uncle for the past couple weeks
>we fit floors
>tough work
>get paid handsomely
>anyway
>go to shop early this morning to pick up some wood floor
>the only person that stays in the shop all day is this woman
>shes the boss
>shes about 60 but looks like 30
>gorgeous body
>great bust
>must be atleast a G
>i always try not to look at them when i see her
>i think she notices but she never says anything
>we go in
>shes stressing because she has a lot of work to do and needs someone else to look after the shop with her
>we talk to her for a bit
>uncle goes to back to pick up floor
>she turns to me
>she looks real fucking hot today
>got this tight, black sweater on, boobs look like melons
>"so anon, how are you today?"
>she flashes me a smile and, i could have sworn, liked her lips slightly

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