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Anonymous ID:zQnfOvmW No.416732101 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>416733810 >>416736721 >>416749558 >>416776980
MASTURBATION FAIL STORIES.
I'll start

>Last fall
>watching news
>two female reporters
>one is hot, other is meh
>get a spontaneous boner
>whip it out
>mute tv to hear if someone is coming
>start fapping
>getting good
>cuts to "meh" reporter
>start jerking it slow
>back to hot girl
> FAP FAP FAP FAP
>almost about to cum
>cuts to male reporter standing in front of some green screen
>I Keep going because im about to cum
>imagine hot reporter blowing me
>father walks in
>i freak out
> man on tv is reporting about a bus crash were two kids and an old man died.
> my father cant look me in the eyes.
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