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"Wake up honey, it's already fifteen after!" my mother called as she turned my light on. The alarm had been going off for fifteen minutes, but I dreaded school; Today was the first day of my senior year, and I was the shy girl. Painfully shy, mostly because of my condition. I was born a hermaphrodite. Most of the people with this condition are born with a micro penis and a vagina. I, on the other hand, was born with a fully functional penis, and with no other side-effects usually associated with 5-alpha reductase deficiency.
"MARIE, NOW." she called again. "OKAY, okay". I let out a frustrated sigh as I slid out of bed and stumbled into the bathroom, stopping at the mirror. Thankfully, my face and figure were both very feminine. I was really short: 5'0" and 110 pounds, with natural bleach blonde hair. My tits had grown past 38D since I turned 18, and the boys at school had started showing more interest. I liked that kind of attention, and I'd been buying more provocative clothing this year. High heels, low cut shirts and dresses, push-up bras, whatever I could do without revealing my secret.
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