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ID:buo14T7T No.417781723 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You are David Davidson,
your average, somewhat socially awkward 18 year old high school student
who decides that he’s finally going to lose his virginity today or die trying.
You decide David’s every action, and it’s up to you whether he loses his V-card,
or ends up in prison or dead, or worse.

The first three posts or so (depending on how many people are in the thread) decide the outcome.

As for anyone looking to get the script for David’s Adventure, email [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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</script> and we can probably work something out.