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ID:4AGnpr7b No.418162350 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I finally did it /b/
I fianally lost my virginity. It looks a lot like this girl
Were both 18
>be about 7pm, in bus on my way home
>bus is packed like always
>Very cute, light eyed girl ends up infront of me
>Feel as thought there is a connection looking at her clear, grayish greenish eyes
>I am hypnotized
>Bit of grinding done because of packed bus and harsh driving
>Boner comes and goes out of paranoia of getting beat up by entire bus and not sure if she really wants it
>She reaches inside her rag purse
>fondles around on search mission(she ends up pulling out nothing from bag)
>my penis is touched substantially during this mission
>In state of surprise, Not sure if accident, so unsure wether to engage boner or feel guilt
>Realease boner
>Less and less people on bus now
>Lady gets off bus leaving seat empty
>Chick sits down after being surprised by boner
>My love forever lost
>Whats this?
>she slides to window leaving room for someone else to sit
>not sure wether to proceed would seem creepy
>Remain standing
>Get off at bus stop a while later
>realize she got out too
>I start to walk home
>Her: hey excuse me, do you know where X street is?
>Turn around surprised
>Me: Uhh yea its that way by the library(direction I live)
>Her: Thanks
>I continue walking and continue conversation
>Me: im actually going that way so i can show you
Her:*smiles* ok
>continue walking and i continue conversation
>She is new here. Doesn’t know anyone. her dad just got a job in town. She could not really tell where her house was because it was night.
>We talk a while and have a lot in common, exchange name, info, etc
>get to corner of my street and point her to right direction to her house(two streets over)
>Amanda: thanks a lot anon ill see you soon
>Me: Yea see you*hug goodbye*