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Anonymous ID:+SQAqjDx No.418653984 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>418654272 >>418654513 >>418660780 >>418698585
ITT: tard stories. you guys always have good ones. ill start
>be in 7th grade
>eating lunch with tard class because they give out pizza if you do
>sitting with tard named pierre
>retartednigger.jpg
>he takes my pizza and licks it
>one of the tard wranglers yells at him and tells him to stop
>pierre doesnt care
>pierre doesnt give a fuck
>he takes another kids pizza
>no stopping that nig nog
>3 tard wranglers grab him
>super tard strength kicks in
>he breaks free and runs for the door
>misses doorknob and slams his head on the door frame
>he gets knocked out
>tard wranglers surround him and hold him down until he wakes up
>later found out he got a severe concussion and had to be out of school for a month
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