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ID:HvCPosqo No.419533383 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Playdate is what she called it.
Your mom took you to her friend's house to meet her friend's daughter. She proceeded to exit the building posthaste with her friend, leaving you standing in an unfamiliar living room with some girl you don't know.

You see a television along the west wall, and a couch along the north. To the south lies the door through which you came in, and to the east is the rest of the house.

Standing in the living room with you is a young girl, approximately your age. You guess 8 or 9.

First thing's first, /b/. What's your name?

After that, what do you do? You can also ask to look at anything more closely at any time.
A. Greet the girl
B. Bodily tackle the girl
C. Turn on the television
D. Do nothing
E. Something else