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ID:YUEqkOqX No.420621642 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey /b/. Got something I need to tell you guys. A little something I need to get off my chest.

>Be the grandson of Italian immigrants.
>Grandparents lived in New Jersey.
>Parents moved to California
>Was born the second eldest son of three. Have two sisters, both younger than I am.
>Parents started a law firm when they first came to California, and made a shitload of money.
>Go to public school when I turn five; elder brother goes to a private school, don't see him too often because he lives with his aunt and uncle because his school is really fucking far away.
>Fast forward.
>Be ten years old.
>Ask why brother lives far away.
>Parents say he has to so he can go to a better school.
>Ask why he goes to a better school than I am.
>Parents tell me elder brother was groomed from a young age to be the successor, because my parents are traditional when cutting up inheritances.
>Don't care.
>Five years later.
>Still don't care, because I know my little brother will be getting less than me, and my sisters less because they're supposed to get married when they grow up.