>>420644946This was to be the last post:
"And that’s my story, /b/. I haven’t told anyone in my family about this yet. I told my mother it was “just a bunch of trash” with as straight a face as I could. I’ll answer any questions you might have, and take any advice you have to offer. Anyway, hope you’ve been entertained."
However, it worked out much better than I could have anticipated.