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Anonymous ID:upvJ6Az/ No.420659683 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>420662949 >>420663653
Hey /b/. Need some advice.

>Smoking with my bro in the usual spot
>need to take a piss, go to nearest tree
>bro goes "WTF are you doing?! How are you doing that?!"
>I have zero idea wtf is going on, so I look over my shoulder and see him backed up and freaking out
>I finish pissing, tuck my shit back and turn around
>takes me a second, but my bro has his pants open, he has no dick. Not only no dick, he has a goddamn pussy
>Picture related, mfw

This was at 1500, it's now 0115. He hasn't been answering his phone or anything
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