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Anonymous ID:eSRinDM3 No.420671440 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>420671648 >>420671752 >>420671983 >>420672039 >>420673393
>playing minecraft
>promised parents i would go to bed at 9 o'clock
>look at my glow in the dark watch
>8:55
>ohno.png
>flip down my macbook pro's lid
>leap over to my bed as if i were my fursona, NightFang
>take off my flame shirt and straw trilby in one swift motion
>try to take off denim shorts
>realize im still wearing my sandals
>take off my sandals and socks
>check watch again
>8:59
>SWITCH INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>cannot find my little pony pajamas
>crawl into bed wearing only my rainbow boxers
>father comes in to check I'm in bed
>go to say "i am a man of my word" but accidentally shout it
>he frowns and closes door
>kiss anime pillow goodnight

So /b/, have any more awesome stories of nearly staying up too late?
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