GOD HATES PILLARS, FAGS!
"Neither shalt thou set thee up a pillar; which the Lord thy God hateth." (Deut. 16:22) See? Evidence! Irrefutable evidence.
Notice how every civilisation which have used pillars have fallen and died!
>Romans
>Greeks
>Egyptians
It's only a matter of time before all pillars are smitten by His holy wrath. America, with your White House Pillars and Faux-Greek Pillars, you are the next to die! All you scumbag architecture students-YOU ARE PILLAR LOVERS! Do you know what that means, pillar lover? That's fucking right! You are going to ROT IN HELL! Pillars are useless chunks of stone, anyway. REAL BUILDINGS ARE SUSPENDED. That's right, pillar-lover, your reason to live has been destroyed! Stop shoving that Doric dildo you have up your ass for one second, and listen. You can be saved. All you have to do is refuse to give in to the lusts and temptations of Ionic marble.

Even in nature, when costal erosion happens, making a piece of costal rock into an cave, then an arch, and then a stack! A stack is Nature's own pillars, but GUESS WHAT, FAGTURE? IT GETS SMITTEN BY THE POWERS OF THE OCEAN!!!
pic related: it's what God wants to do to pillars.