No 4chan, no cry
No 4chan, no cry
No 4chan, no cry
No 4chah, no cry

Said said
Said I remember when we used to lurk
In all of the boards of 4chan
Oba, ob-serving the hypocrites
and mingle with the good people we meet
Good friends we have had, oh good friends we've lost, because of cancer
In this dim future we can't forget our past
but dry your tears I say

No 4chan, no cry
No 4chan, no cry
Oh my /b/tard, don't she'd no tears
No 4chan, no cry

Said, said, said I remember when we used to lurk
In all of the boards of 4chan
before cancer, would make the newfags fight
OC would have us laughing through the night
Then we would contribute
Of which I'll share with you

this site, is my only carriage
So I've got to push on through
But while I'm gone...