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not a movie but fuck the police
Paw Stars
About a guy who runs a trade in shop for people's unwanted pets with his father and son.
"If this is a real black cat it could be worth a ton of money, but I gotta get it checked out first, so I'm calling over my old friend Dan - he's an expert on what colour cats are"
"so Dan, take a look at this, I mean, is it real?"
"Well the paws and the length of the fur certainly match cats of this period, but it looks to me as though this is just a white cat that's been dyed black"
"so you're saying it's not the original fur colour?"
"I'm afraid not"
"Okay, well still, in this condition, what do you think this cat is worth?"
"well the rest of the cat seems pretty much undamaged so probableeeeeeeeee...."
Braking Bad - A guy fails to brake in time to avoid oncoming traffic and has to retake his driving test
I could do this all day