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Anonymous ID:LAbD5ZTZ No.422665645 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>422708569
Let's get a shit thread going /b/. I'll start

>be in college
>walking to library
>feel the need to fart
>look around, see no one
>decide to let it rip
>have complete blowout in my pants
>can already feel it dripping down my legs
>ohfuck.jpg
>clench ass cheeks and grab pants to prevent shit from trickling down more
>can't go home because I rode my bike
>go to nearest restroom
>clean up as best I can with shitty thin toiler paper
>Go home, smell like shit
>throw away pants and underwear in nearest dumpster
>at least no one saw... I think

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