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Anonymous ID:P7r2OWrV No.423332313 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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>be 17
>be in english class
>tard named Aaron
>catchphrase is "screw it"
>doesn't know what "screw" means
>one day in class
>project presentations
>Aaron up next
>Takes down poster for his presentation
>someone asks where the poster went
>practically shouts "I SCREWED IT"
>mfw

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