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Tard story time?
Tard story time.
>Be me
>Be about 13-14
>Be in 8th or 9th grade.
>Now in gym class
>Hanging out with my friends
>Ping pong tables are about the room
>Coach tells us to run laps and avoid the tables
>Have a tard named Robbie in gym
>Robbie is a funny tard
>Start jogging around the gym
>Robbie is running his typical tard run
>His arms flailing about and he runs in a zig-zag pattern
>He grunts too
>Now Robbie is running next to me
>Start to speed up a little to "race" the tard
>This fucker is really retarded...
>He goes into hyperdrive mode
>Breaks MACH-5 speeds
>His retarded run looks fucking retarded.
>I slow down to act like he won the "race"
>Look over to see Robbie slam into the edge of a ping pong table
>Funniest shit ever
>He was in super sprint mode too
>The table soars back like 6 feet
>He's rolling on the ground like a retard
>Grunting and moaning
>Had to stop running because I was laughing so hard
Give me your best anons.
Tard story time.
>Be me
>Be about 13-14
>Be in 8th or 9th grade.
>Now in gym class
>Hanging out with my friends
>Ping pong tables are about the room
>Coach tells us to run laps and avoid the tables
>Have a tard named Robbie in gym
>Robbie is a funny tard
>Start jogging around the gym
>Robbie is running his typical tard run
>His arms flailing about and he runs in a zig-zag pattern
>He grunts too
>Now Robbie is running next to me
>Start to speed up a little to "race" the tard
>This fucker is really retarded...
>He goes into hyperdrive mode
>Breaks MACH-5 speeds
>His retarded run looks fucking retarded.
>I slow down to act like he won the "race"
>Look over to see Robbie slam into the edge of a ping pong table
>Funniest shit ever
>He was in super sprint mode too
>The table soars back like 6 feet
>He's rolling on the ground like a retard
>Grunting and moaning
>Had to stop running because I was laughing so hard
Give me your best anons.
