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I'll share one. Happened 22nd of August this year. A few weeks back, essentially
>Work in the restaurant of a prestigious hotel
>After work, join some co-workers in the bar
>Manager, two servers, me (chef), dishwasher guy and barkeep
>All getting shitfaced
>Manager, who is usually a 'NEET UND TIDY' type of person, gets way too drunk
>Invites us all into the fucking penthouse suite
>We grab several expensive, as in ex---fucking---pensive, bottles of champagne and wine
>Party fucking hard
>Drinking in the jacuzzi, everyone naked
>Last I remember is hitting it off with this 8/10 server chick
>Black out
>Wake up next morning in a drunken stupor
>Hangovers all around
>Puke fucking everywhere
>Broken bottles
>Every piece of furniture seems to be broken
>Cigarette and cigar butts everywhere
>It like the room had a hangover
>Oh fuck what have we done
>Manager is lying naked in the (now leaking) jacuzzi
>I wonder what to do
>Hear door open
>Time stands still
>Cleaning lady enters the room
>mfw
Strangely enough, only the manager and the dishwasher guy were sacked. The manager was close to being sued.
We all shared the expenses, taken directly out of our paychecks.
And we fucking deserved it. Awesome party though.
Apparently, I fucked that server chick. Allegedly, the manager tried to get in on the fun, but we told him to fuck off. I suspect he masturbated in the jaccuzi. I remember nothing of this, mind you.
Oh well. The carpet was changed, the furniture replaced, the booze paid back, all is well.
The best part? The room was reserved for the 23rd. The day after our party.