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Okay /b/, listen to this epic story of revenge.
>My brother is a epic asshole, has cheated me out of money and time more times then I can count.
>He is out of town for a few days and left me to watch his cats, fish etc.
>As soon as he's gone, I speed down to walmart >buy a Fat baseball bat sized hunk of french bread >and a tupperware dish to keep it fresh.
>Total at register: $11.47(important for the end)
>Drive back to his house and crack the loaf up into 1 inch sections.
>Shit! I forgot to put the cat up. Locked the cat in spare bedroom (where the litterbox is)
>Continued breaking the bread up
>Kept 4 pieces out and put the rest in the tupperware, which I put in the fridge, to keep it fresh (you'll see why)
>Put one piece of the bread in the shower, right next to the fucking soap (like seriously almost rubbing up against it, not, but so close))
>MFW
>My brother is a epic asshole, has cheated me out of money and time more times then I can count.
>He is out of town for a few days and left me to watch his cats, fish etc.
>As soon as he's gone, I speed down to walmart >buy a Fat baseball bat sized hunk of french bread >and a tupperware dish to keep it fresh.
>Total at register: $11.47(important for the end)
>Drive back to his house and crack the loaf up into 1 inch sections.
>Shit! I forgot to put the cat up. Locked the cat in spare bedroom (where the litterbox is)
>Continued breaking the bread up
>Kept 4 pieces out and put the rest in the tupperware, which I put in the fridge, to keep it fresh (you'll see why)
>Put one piece of the bread in the shower, right next to the fucking soap (like seriously almost rubbing up against it, not, but so close))
>MFW
