>>424757448>>424757448isten up, bitch! Don't fuck with me. I'll re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but I'll scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. I'll recalibrate
your refrigerator’s coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. I'll demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television
and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD’s you try to play. I'll give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. I'll mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. I'll
drink all your beer and leave my socks out on the coffee table when there’s company coming over. I'll put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and
hide your car keys when you are late for work. I'll make you fall in love with a penguin. I'll give you nightmares about circus midgets. I'll date your girlfriend
behind your back and bill the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card. I'll seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power I have,
it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. I'll move your car randomly around parking lots so you can’t find it. I'll kick your dog.
I'll leave libidinous messages on your boss’s voice mail in your voice! I'll give you Dutch Elm disease. I'll leave the toilet seat up. I'll make a batch of
Methanphedime in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove. Listen to me. I'll do things to you that would make a horsehead in your bed look like Easter Sunday brunch.