So listen to this scary ass shit that happened to me. This is a long story but I'll start with the first part. I drove to my friend’s place in Kentucky to hang out with him, driving from Tennessee. We were friends when we were younger but he acted really fucking weird when I came up to see him. He was never involved in any kind of religious bullshit before and he basically preached to me the whole time. Not normal Christian stuff but a lot of mumbo jumbo that I didn't even really get. It was so bad that I ended up leaving a day earlier than planned. He seemed really pissed because he wanted me to do something with him the next night and he wouldn't say what. On my way drive back to Johnson City, it was about eight at night when this happened. I went to get gas right after I left his house and I managed to get turned around somewhere using the stupid directions he gave me and was buttfuck lost and I didn’t have GPS.