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What did you just complement me about, you little cutie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed arrests. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and I will use my skills to protect you to the fullest. I will confront the bullies that dun' goofed by messing with you, remember it, man. They think they can get away with that? No sir! Those meanies better think again. As we speak I am writing a sincere letter to the authorities to have them traced right now so they'd better prepare for the storm. The storm that punishes their mean comments about black people and Jewish folk You're safe, kiddo. They can be anywhere, anytime, and I can protect you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in protection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to make sure nothing ever offends you again. If only they could have known what unholy retribution their little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon themselves, maybe they would have held their tongue. But they couldn’t, they didn’t, and now they’re paying the price, those gosh darn idiots. I will contact the authorizes and make them pay for their mean words... Their going away, man.