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ID:QVsRKPzM No.425965680 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright fucktards this is a fucking hostage situation. If a total of 1000 unmarked US dollars is not transferred over into this account:

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I will kill off these hostages off one by one. I hope these transfers can be quick with no bullshit, otherwise there might be some.....casualties....

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