Never, EVER not own a cell phone when breaking up with a bitch, is what was learned here.
Those texts, I'm speaking from experience, would turn into phone calls.
1AM
Please, please give me another chance, I'll do anything
2AM.
I'm gonna kill myself if you don't give me another chance
3AM
I need you, I'm so sorry,
4AM
You mean everything to me, please don't leave me, I love you!
5AM
STOP HANGING UP ON ME!
6AM
Me: Fuck off.
7AM
Please be nice to me, I just want you back, because I love you
8AM
You're an ass hole, I'm going to come kill you.
9AM
I'm sorry, please give me another chance.
10AM
I'll never let you date another girl again!
11AM
I'm taking pills now, to kill myself
1....
11:02
2....
11:03
10...
11:10
72...
11:30
Please help, please. I don't want to die.
11:40
PEACE, FUCKING, FINALLY.