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ID:w9cxaBuE No.426134080 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Imagine the following!

You're sitting at your computer, it's about 11 pm in the evening. Suddenly you hear a voice behind you, most people would be terrified at the sound of the voice, but it sooths you, to you its the song of a sirén.

You know the thing behind you is moving towards you and you're not afraid, you know what's going to happen because you've been with this creature, this freak of nature for as long as you can remember.

This creature is Adalia.. she climbs beneth your table where you sit at the computer all days and unzip your pants.. The joy you feel when she takes out your penis and sticks it in her mouth is amazing. Instantly you drift away in a fantasy where an alien is sucking your dick using red lipstick.

You can hear Adalia slopping your dick and sucking it, because of her big head, she can easy do a deep throat.

It takes you about 10 minutes until you burst a white spray of joy into her tiny little alien formed mouth and you shiver from the great pleasure, passing you out..