>>426189901Okay I'll tell you what to do, because OP's advice will suck balls (it's what whores do)
to make it easier to understand, I'll compare hitting on a girl to starcraft.
look, you don't want to just zerg rush all the time. sure it may get you a couple of wins in bronze and silver league, but you want to win in diamonds and master league. So you need to learn to transition and you need to practice.
It's normal to have pre-game excitement / nervousness. learn to love it. play lots of games. every failure is ok. try to analyze what went wrong and learn from your mistake.
here's the transition phases:
pre-game // game has started // skirmishes // teching up expanding // decisive battle
anything is a good opener, but your goal should be to show disinterest in a full scale battle. just pretend that your zerglings are at her base for an interspecies exchange program. but do enough to hok her and make her curious about your base.
when she starts asking questions and tries to scout your base, kill her scouts (in a playful way). this will make her really curious. you have just transitioned to skirmishes
she finds your base, you both try some different attacks. if you see a good opening you can say 'oh hey, we both like overlords, lets fly our overlords together sometime'. the wording is important: dont ask her.
when she responds positively or unsure, its a positive answer. tell her you'll give her your phone number. ehen she takes out her phone say 'oh I'll do it'. put in your number and give yourself a wacky name like 'day 9 cloudfist'. And this is important: call yourself. you now have her number.
practice these phases and you will learn the others in the future (they're easier)
