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Anonymous ID:qTgltRoI No.426220903 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>426222329 >>426229206 >>426229627 >>426235280 >>426251801 >>426269319 >>426272503 >>426279529
>be in kindergarden
>Younger kid named chad in class playing with legos
>be playing with large wooden building blocks by myself
>chad is sitting there doing his business, building
>hes kinda chubby with long hair, wears the same vest everyday,quiet
>i get up with a wooden block in hand
>appear behind chad as hes sitting on the ground playing with legos
>he still doesnt know im there
>for some reason i decide to bring the block down on his head
>swing it really hard and hit his head with it
>he did nothing to me to deserve that
>screams and starts crying, teacher gives me shit and sends me home
>heuheuheuheu.jpg

still dont know why i did it
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