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Anonymous ID:aWsDlsTI No.426270582 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>426277167
Allright /b/ Its time I share the story of my fucked up life.

>be born
>all red and bloody and crying and shit
>father walks into the room
>washes me up
>puts me in a soft bed
>stands in the bright light
>places a ping pong ball on my newborn stomach
>wftisthis.jpg
>cant do anything cause im a baby
>live that whole year seeing the ping pong ball in my room
>confused as fuck but too little to ask
>just go on with life
>turn 1
>mfw baby food cake
>time for 1 year old presents
>jumper and jammies and shit
>father comes to me
>kneels before my high-chair
>gives me a ping pong ball
>seriously
>tells me he loves me
>confused as hell
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