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>mfw Americans call chips “french fries”
>mfw Americans call crisps “chips”
>mfw Americans call lifts “elevators”
>mfw Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>mfw Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>mfw Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>mfw Americans call meat water “gravy”
>mfw Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>mfw Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>mfw Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>mfw Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>mfw Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>mfw Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>mfw Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>mfw Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>mfw Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>mfw Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>mfw Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>mfw Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>mfw Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>mfw Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
>mfw Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>mfw Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>mfw Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>mfw Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”