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ID:dxSls2dP No.427844928 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
fuck /b/, I heard that freezing a wart was they way to kill it so I whipped out my dust off and froze the fucker for about 15-20 seconds.

Its turned black and its swelling up now...


How much longer do I have?