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ID:9O7vt8+E No.429540006 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be beta as fuck
>only one girl was intrested
>god damn homecoming didnt even want to go
>got really wasted..one thing lead to another
>everybody found out
>goddamnit.shit
>can shoop fags help me out to make her...more pretty?
>she went to another school
>so when my friends find out i, want any other pic then this..
>how fucked m i?