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ID:f4djYaPk No.429617335 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Be a businessman in Whiterun
>Smooth sailing, the war is great for business
>Untill that one asshole showed up
>"PC"
>Cleans out my purse every day selling me useless crap, have nothing to buy from my suppliers
>Sometimes sells me artifacts beyond imagining
>Have to throw them out, no one has the 3 bajillion gold to buy them
>Sometimes stands in my store for 24 hours, not moving or talking
>Customers have stopped coming in to avoid horrifying statue man
>Have no gold to pay taxes
>Jarl refuses to accept three thousand hoarker tusks for taxes
>End up in debtors prison
>Raped by an Orc every night
>Fuck that PC

ITT: How PCs have ruined our lives