I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp, got eaten out by two Hollister models, one was trying to fit my humongous DD tits in his mouth while the other was slurping my god-like pussy. Must have squirted like 10 gallons. They wanted more, titlapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Convertible VW Bug (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed this bitch to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to jizzed boxers. That’s just the effect I have on bros. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 sit-ups, 8500 lunges, some time on the treadmill, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling dick. I looked up, and sure enough this fly dude was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bro was fine as a fucking pair of Louis V Red-bottoms. 28 years old, a 30-inch cock and a tight fucking frame. I mean a real man, the type you losers schlick to, he didn’t weigh more than 185 pounds. Took out my tittie monsters and he started to jizz hard, he was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to him while all my bitches were giving me high fives and all the bros were on the floor jizzing like motherfucking fountains. Made that guy beg for me to squirt, but I didn’t give it to him to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the VW and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 models from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you dykes will do your whole life. Enjoy schlicking to stupid drawn pictures. Gshlick out.