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ID:4XYLrwlR No.430331602 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
classic feels thread

>be 44 in ancient rome
>strolling through the forvm
>see 8/10 nvbile yovng greek boy
>phallvs erectvs.mosaic
>walk up to him
>my zevs, his eyes are so perfect, his body so mvscular
>"s...s...salve..."
>8/10 tvrns to me and smiles
>pastae spills ovt of my toga
>sprint home to villa
>tfw no young bf