>>430672985>>430673403 Here you go /b/tards
Oh Superintendent, I was just, er, stretching my calves of the windowsill, isometric exercise. Care to join me?
> Er, right. Seymour why is there smoke coming out of your oven? Oh no! That isn't smoke, that's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm steam clams.
Well Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
> I thought you said we were having 'steamed clams'? Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
> You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a, regional dialect.
> Oh yeah? What region? Er, upstate New York.
> Really. Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase 'steamed hams' before. Oh no, not in Utica it's an, Albany expression.
> I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger? Haha, oh no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
> For steamed hams? Yes.
> Yes and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that are obviously grilled. Uh you know... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
> Of course.Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
> Yes, I should be, good lord what is happening in there?! Aurora Borealis?
> Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes.
> May I see it? Er, no.
Seymour, the house is on fire!
No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.