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ID:pkn9Oq/l No.430814723 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Males are better.

Not because of some dumb masculinity or intellect thing but because they take care of one another way more than girls do.

Males are less judgmental, friendlier and warmer than females are with one another.

If you put a group of boys together to solve a problem, they will look after the weak ones in the group and work together to solve it.

If you put a group of girls together to solve a problem, then there'll be paranoia, bitchiness and hormones.

Seriously, males have gold hearts.

I'm fucking done with bitches.