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Quoted By: >>430976701 >>430986079 >>430994638 >>430995056 >>431001497 >>431002525 >>431003258
The time I turned my primary school into a gore fest.
>A long time ago, year twelve me could not stop wishing for a chance to just go back to his childhood
>you know, back to primary school, to relax, to do everything right this time around, boast a superior intelligence and experience to all others my age
>I'd been copping it hard in year twelve, with bullying and the rest of that shit
>I'd unfortunately grown to be extremely brutish; very muscular but I had the face of a mutated fucking gorilla
>I will now describe the day shit went down
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