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ID:sTpjHk3I No.432663481 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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Green man here, answering all your green man questions. I'll start:
Q: Green man, why are you such a gigantic faggot?
A: As OP, I am obligated, nay, destined, to be a faggot.