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ID:3sXUX8N/ No.432722840 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Sup guys so I was just sitting in my room watching t.v. when I noticed my cat rolling around on my floor pawing at something. I turned on my light and found this.

What should I do with this little nigga?

inb4 in my ass or eat it