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Anonymous ID:L53WMYwj No.433601946 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>433602827 >>433603240 >>433603986 >>433604658 >>433605660 >>433605693 >>433606021
>be prostate cancer
>chilling out in the lymph node
>spot 9/10 breast cancer cell
>datmembrane.DNA
>migrates up to her
>-"so er... heh... wanna come over to my place and uh.."
>her CD8+ t-cell boyfriend which I didn't see comes up to us
>ohshitshit.chemo
>-"WTF are you doing, I'll fucking kill you fucker"
>cytosolic contents start spilling out through my membrane
>bursting all over
>beta-cell as fuck
>mfw
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