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>Be 16 (4 years ago)
>Sitting in friends house, 6 of us just got an ounce.
>All 6 of us are different stoners, im known as "sleepy", others are chill, hype, para, trippy and loopy
>Loopy takes a massive bong and starts coughing his shit up, friends mom walks in and tells him he shouldnt smoke it (has asthma & chron bronchitis), doesnt give a shit and finishes the bong
>Hype's mom phones, we all sit laughing and saying stupid shit to make him laugh, his mum goes apeshit and calls mine and chills moms.
>My mom phones me, "Hey anon, why you no invite me? I can take bongs 10x the size of you guys"
>Mfw on loudspeaker, mom announces infront off all my friends that she smokes weed
>15 mins later, Para thinks he hears knock at door, all take the piss outta him, then we hear it ourselves, look out window
>OHSHITPOLICE.jpg
>All go on rampage trying to clean our shit up, had 2 bongs and 3 pipes sitting in plain view of the window, and bag o' weed next to them
>Trippy claims everything will be fine, he will go to door and explain his dad is also officer, then realises his dad has day off
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>Chill goes to door, cop is knocking heavily
>We sit in room for 10 mins while chill is talking to officer, we hope to god he gets us out of any trouble
>All of a sudden, the cop busts in, gun in the air claiming he is going to arrest us all on suspicion of possession with intent to supply
>We all shit ourselves, then after a few secs of silence, we realise the mother fucker is trippys dad
>Motherfucker sits for hours with us while we get stoned
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
